{"product_id":"statement-tote-bag-if-you-re-not-feeding-financing-or-fucking-fuck-off-pink-shoulder-tote","title":"Statement Tote Bag — \"If You’re Not Feeding, Financing or Fucking, Fuck Off\" Pink Shoulder Tote","description":"A roomy, soft-cotton shoulder tote printed edge-to-edge with a bold, unapologetic message. The rose-pink background makes the black typographic design pop, turning grocery runs and school pickups into a statement. Lightweight and easy to fold, it slips over your shoulder with long white handles and holds daily essentials without weighing you down. Reinforced double-stitched handles add durability for heavier loads, while REACH-certified inks keep the print vivid wash after wash. This tote lives in the everyday moments — errands, markets, or coffee dates — where a little attitude and practical function meet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton canvas for breathable, natural feel\u003cbr\u003e- One-size roomy body (18.3\" x 16.5\") with all-over print\u003cbr\u003e- Long white shoulder handles for comfortable carry\u003cbr\u003e- Reinforced double stitching on handles for added strength\u003cbr\u003e- Printed with REACH-certified inks for lasting, safe color\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *recommended to place a small amount of soap before placing in the washing machine\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One size \/ White","offer_id":42121736519783,"sku":"11280169835300468488","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0607\/3850\/2759\/files\/4615844655104447014_2048.jpg?v=1769213133","url":"https:\/\/www.317whimsydesigns.com\/products\/statement-tote-bag-if-you-re-not-feeding-financing-or-fucking-fuck-off-pink-shoulder-tote","provider":"317WhimsyDesigns","version":"1.0","type":"link"}