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Funny Knife Graphic T-Shirt — "Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me"

Funny Knife Graphic T-Shirt — "Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me"

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A soft, lightweight tee that wears like your favorite old shirt but looks like you mean business. The shirt’s bold front print — a blunt knife with a few stylized drops of red and the cheeky line “Sorry princess I only date women who might stab me” — reads like dark humor and quiet defiance. It sits comfortably at the chest on a classic crew silhouette, so the message stays clear without fuss. Short sleeves and a clean tubular knit give it a smooth, no-side-seam finish that drapes naturally. Wear it layered under a denim jacket, with high-waisted jeans, or alone when you want your sense of humor to do the talking. For people who collect sharp-witted, slightly dangerous statements and prefer garments that feel lived-in from day one, this tee becomes part of the shorthand you use to show mood and taste.

The overall vibe: dry, rebellious, and funny — a little abrasive, a little affectionate. It fits into an everyday wardrobe for nights out, casual meetups, or low-key events where you want to spark a laugh (or a double-take) without explaining the joke. The comfortable, breathable cotton keeps it wearable year-round, and the tear-away label means no scratchy distractions while you’re making your point.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel (lightweight 153 g/m²).
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape.
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certified.
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods: bold front design, optional DTF sleeve or inner neck details.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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