Wine Tote Bag — "Wine is Cheaper Than Therapy" Insulated Bottle Carrier

A cheeky, cozy neoprene tote that carries more than a bottle — it carries attitude. This slim wine tote slips over a 750ml–1L bottle and cushions it with flexible, temperature-friendly neoprene while the bold, two-sided print announces what everyone already knows: a good bottle and a laugh can change the evening. Soft-grip handles and black trim make it easy to carry from car to kitchen to a friend’s doorstep. Lightweight, stain-resistant, and fully printed across both sides, it’s built for casual get-togethers, last-minute hostess drop-offs, and those nights when wine feels like company.

Product features
- 100% neoprene construction for flexibility and temperature stability
- All-over print with same design on both sides
- Fits 25–34 oz (750ml–1L) bottles
- Stain-resistant, soft-grip handles with black trim and interior
- Lightweight, protective cushioning for transport

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean